June 2012
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the...
Pick up line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
The Fandom: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Harry Potter: Why are you here? All of you.
The Fandom: We never left.
[few seconds later]
The Fandom: You're nearly there.
Harry Potter: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to block your social life for Tumblr. And, what about all of your friends?
The Fandom: Others will tell them why we love Tumblr. One day, they'll understand.
Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
The Fandom: Until the end.
Harry Potter: They won't be able to see you?
The Fandom: No. We're here, you see.
[points to Harry's heart]
Harry Potter: Stay close to me.
The Fandom: Always.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
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When I’m bored I give an interview to myself and I go off on long stories of my life. I don’t even notice until I’m in the middle of a long story and I’m explaining every little detail to myself and then I’m like “why am I explaining this to myself? I know everything about this story!” That is my life.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Person: Can you please stop referencing Starkid in all of our conversations please.
Me: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not gonna do that.
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
mattandnicklangfans:
charlielikesdragons:
do you ever think about the fact that starkid basically exists because matt lang was a dramione shippper
…. Oh my gosh.
THANK GOODNESS FOR DRAMIONE!
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I JUST FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO!
